HTTP/1.1 418 I'm a Teapot

Server: MostlyHarmless/4.2 (Quantum Agile Framework)

Content-Type: text/corporate; charset=UTF-8

X-Pivot-Status: In Progress

X-Stakeholder-Alignment: Pending

This resource has been
strategically repositioned
as a teapot.

The server refuses the attempt to brew coffee with a teapot. This is not a failure — it is an opportunity to realign your beverage expectations with a more scalable hot-liquid narrative.

Per RFC 2324 § 2.3.2, this condition is permanent. Our Roadmap Volatility team has been notified and will pivot accordingly within 2–4 sprints.

— D. N. Adams
Chief Ambiguity Officer, Mostly Harmless Solutions

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