HTTP/1.1 418 I'm a Teapot
The server refuses the attempt to brew coffee with a teapot. This is not a failure — it is an opportunity to realign your beverage expectations with a more scalable hot-liquid narrative.
Per RFC 2324 § 2.3.2, this condition is permanent. Our Roadmap Volatility team has been notified and will pivot accordingly within 2–4 sprints.
— D. N. Adams
Chief Ambiguity Officer, Mostly Harmless Solutions